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 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

  • student:

    can i borrow a pencil

  • teacher:

    i don't know, CAN you?

  • student:

    yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

  • friend:

    you need to watch zankyou no terror.

  • me:

    *fiddling with handful of papers.* whats that.

  • friend:

    the anime. you know. zankyou no terror.

  • me:

    *fiddling intensifies* ..... * looks up*

  • friend:

    ...?

  • me:

    you mean zankyou no fuck me up emotionally.

  • friend:

    um..

  • me:

    zankyou no how about we don't do this today twelve.

  • friend:

    uh...

  • me:

    ZANKYOU NO LEAVE ME ALONE IM SAD NOW.

Me when I play video games

  • Me:

    Fucking die already

  • Me:

    I swear to jesus if I die one more time

  • Me:

    I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN

  • Me:

    Oh shit hottie alert

  • Me:

    Move bitch, get out the way

  • Me:

    *high pitched screaming*

  • Me:

    Load already

  • Me:

    uNACCEPTABLE

  • Me:

    I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.

  • Me:

    *turns off console*

  • Me:

  • Me:

    *turns console back on*

  • Me:

    God fucking dammit.

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